What would Don Draper do?

Should you ever find yourself in a bit of a crisis of judgement, take a deep breath, grab a rock and rye and ask ‘What would Don do?’

Two of my favorite Don resources are the Oatmeal’s WWDD? Flow-chart and Don’s personal message board at whatwoulddondraperdo.tumblr.com where he dispenses tidy advice on women, Facebook, how to choose a steak and what to do if you’re sick of your husband.

I’ve hand-picked a couple of rather insightful pieces of advice from Don’s more recent thoughts:

91. Dear Don Draper, Do you have any views on men using Facebook?

Yes, the same ones I have of men wearing brassieres.

82. Dear Don Draper, What do you look for in an evening of theatre?

The easiest way out. If it’s a musical, the nearest.

63. Dear Don Draper, I’m a 25-year-old male and still a virgin. Any advice?

In most cases, I wouldn’t recommend that a virgin see a party girl, but you’re the textbook exception. Get your money’s worth. Let her show you how. Ask questions if necessary. Afterward, stop trying – never even try to “let” sex happen. Don’t just act like sleeping with your girl is the farthest thing from your mind, actually push it out. And wait until she puts herself out there with it. You won’t want it accidentally or casually – that’s the worst way. It’ll be best when she’s sure. Know that she’ll spring when she is.