Rid your life of food rage, forever

Food Rage. It’s like a socially awkward club that you only know you’re in, if you’re in. You know you have food rage, your partner (and sometimes your best friend) knows you have food rage, but to everyone else you’re just the impatient child who whines and bitches that people aren’t leaving the office fast enough to get to lunch.

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The phenomenon known as Food Rage isn’t only confined to the inconvenience of the foodless office space, it can also occur:

•  at weddings when you’ve starved yourself for the buffet but went to the toilet at the wrong time and now find yourself at the back of the que as all the mini-onion bajis quickly disappear into the fat bridesmaids mouth.

•  at the supermarket when you thought it would be a good idea to think about dinner at dinner time and now all you want, as you stare with piercing caveman eyes at a packet of mini sausages, is for someone to bring you some food, any food. You just want to eat something so you can think straight and leave.

•  at a restaurant when you believed so much that this was going to be the greatest meal of all time so you starved yourself since elevenses and now you’re so hungry that you can’t choose what you want to eat, beating yourself up inside knowing that your vicious cycle of hunger = indecisiveness is holding off the food from ever arriving at your table at all. Then you dare to ask the waitress ‘what would you have?’.

Unfortunately food rage is not recgonised as an illness, so please take sympathy on someone you suspect may suffer from these symptoms and always carry an emergency doughnut.

Check out these 8 terrifying case of Food Rage that hit the news on Yahoo